Maybe I shouldn’t have said all that
about the magic underwear
and the magic gold tablets
and maybe I shouldn’t have laughed
when you said they
“ascended back into the heavens.”
I probably shouldn’t have asked
if you got here
on a bike.
I didn’t have to take your book
but I knew it meant
wouldn’t read it.
I’m sorry your beliefs are
foreign and hilarious to me
since I claim to be so tolerant
but you rang my bell
and you asked for it.